queerwolfie:

lastdeathscytheandfriends:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

I could just imagine the insane horror one child may feel when seeing they have ten missed calls… from both mothers

I have lesbian parents and having missed calls from both moms is scary as fuck

queerwolfie:

lastdeathscytheandfriends:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

I could just imagine the insane horror one child may feel when seeing they have ten missed calls… from both mothers

I have lesbian parents and having missed calls from both moms is scary as fuck

(via thescienceofseductionn)

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

image

will u ever be proud of me mom

(via awkwardvagina)

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

(Source: theofficialpresidentoftheusa, via awkwardvagina)

unamusedsloth:

These kids are going places, maybe not college but places…

(via sleeper-sleeper)

meladoodle:

i play social basketball in the weekends and im the only girl there and one time two guys went to screen me at the same time so i was in this man sandwich and i was like ‘WHAT IS THIS SAUSAGE FEST’ and they backed off so fast so i got a free shot and it was brilliant

(Source: meladoodle)

meladoodle:

i play social basketball in the weekends and im the only girl there and one time two guys went to screen me at the same time so i was in this man sandwich and i was like ‘WHAT IS THIS SAUSAGE FEST’ and they backed off so fast so i got a free shot and it was brilliant

(Source: meladoodle)

i hate myself… i didnt get voted to be a officer for key club and all my friends did… i dont think anyone even likes me… do i even like myself? ugh

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

(Source: okaywork, via sleeper-sleeper)

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

(Source: canon-autopsy, via perks-of-being-chinese)

versatilequeen:

moriiahh:

Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.

TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.

(Source: moriahsherie, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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